Prussia X Reader

Gilbert sat agitated next to his two best friends. His arms were crossed and he was silently muttering profanities while giving off an eerie vibe. Gilbird chirped around his owner as if trying to cheer the prussian up.

“What’s wrong with him?” Francis asked Antonio.

Antonio smiled, “_____ hasn’t allowed Gilbert to kiss him at all.”

Francis jumped, “What! It’s been 3 months since they’ve started dating!”

“I know!” Gilbert jumped to his feet too, hearing their conversation, “She refuses to kiss the awesome me because according to her it’s too early. The awesome me needs to be kissed!!!” Gilbert fell to the floor, laying sprawled out, “I’m going crazy! I’m seeing things! I think I’m dieing!” Gilbert stood up again, grabbing Francis by the collar, “I have dreams! Help me!”

Francis pushed Gilbert away, “Calm down Gilbert.”

“Yeah.” Antonio smiled, “It’s not the end of the world. She’ll kiss you someday.”

“Nein!” Gilbert paced back and forth, “I need to know why. Do I smell?” His friends shook their head, “Am I ugly?” They shook their heads again, “Did I do something wrong?” They shook their heads again. A thought suddenly popped into his head, “Antonio!” Gilbert grabbed his spanish friend’s phone, “Call her! Ask her why she won’t kiss the awesome me!”
Before Antonio gave an answer, Gilbert already dialed your number.

“Antonio?”

Gilbert gestured Antonio to speak, “______, I have a question.”

“Okay, go ahead.”

“Umm….why won’t you kiss Gilbert.”

“What. Why do you need to know that Antonio?” You turned suspicious, “Is Gilbert there with you?”

Gilbert gave Antonio a deathly glare.

Sounding perky, Antonio objected, “No, he just left.”

“Oh. Okay. Well I’ll tell you this, I feel like once I kiss him, he’ll just get this image that he can finally have me in the bedroom and I just don’t want him to think of me as something he can do anytime he wants. Do you understand?”
“No.” Antonio said cluelessly.

You laughed, “It’s okay Toni. What I’m trying to say is, I will kiss Gilbert when feel like he’s the one.”

Gilbert whispered to Antonio, “Ask her when I’ll be the one.”

“______, when do you think Gilbert will be the one.”

You sighed, “I don’t know Toni. Maybe it’ll be the day when he comes to my house at night not drunk, or the day I wake up with him actually by my side because as he states ‘it’s not awesome waiting for me to wake up’.” You paused for a while, “Hey Toni, I gotta go. I’ll talk to you later.”

Gilbert jumped, “I have to go!”

You lounged in the kitchen, the conversation with Antonio still fresh in your mind. You wondered why he had called to ask that question, it was peculiar. You continued to flip through a magazine boredly while drinking a can of beer from the huge stock Gilbert had put in the fridge. You started walking towards the living room when you heard the door burst open.

“Gilbert?” You watched as he rushed in with a bouquet of flowers in his hand. Before you knew it, you were lifted by the prussian and spun around. He buried his face in your neck, “G-Gilbert what’s going on.”

“You’re such an awesome girlfriend, more awesome than me and I love you.”

A smile spread across your face, “Okay.”

“Okay?”

“Kiss me you idiot!”

Not a second passed before his lips crashed onto yours, 3 months of temptation filled into one kiss. Finally pulling away, Gilbert leaned his forehead onto yours, “So, shall we move to the bedroom.”

You smirked, “Beg for it.”

~~~Extended Ending~~~

You answered the ringing cell phone, “Hey Antonio. What’s up?”

“______ I have a question.”

“Okay, go ahead.”

“Why won’t you have sex with Gilbert?”

“GILBERT BEILSCHMIDT! I WILL MURDER YOU!”